So I will start off on a sad note. Two days ago a former employee of our organization died at 32, suffering a massive heart attack. The EMT’s on shift that night had to pick his deceased body up from a Japanese hospital and transport him to another hospital. I couldn’t image seeing a dead body of someone you had an emotional connection with. All the medic’s enjoyed his company and despised his company at one point. He was a good person at the end of the day. But none of that really hits me. I mean its horrible to say but, “shit happens”. People come and go, live and die, birth and death happens every day. But what does strike my heart is his family he leaves behind. My heart goes out to his wife, his newborn and two other younger children. I don’t think I would really be thinking about this that much, but a whole lot of shit changes when you have a kid. ‘Cause all I think about is what if that was me, and I left 9 month old Kyler without a daddy. Heart wrenching, really it is. So that sucks…
Favre is on the Jets. What!? That sounds weird to say. Should be an interesting football season this year.
The Packers are dumb-asses for not keeping Favre.
The American economy will stabilize, we are not in a recession, we never were. So shut the fuck up!
Japanese cell phones are ridiculously expensive!
Grey Goose is the only thing the French has done right.
I am drunk right now and it feels good. That’s a fact!
Yes, I am drinking Grey Goose.
The media pisses me off! And it should piss you off too. Look into it, the shit that is put out on tv and the newspaper can be far from the truth.
If there is even a small chance that fluoride is bad for you, than why is it in our water systems? And since when did a fucking mining waste become good for you?
http://www.engrish.com/ is a funny ass website, check it out!
Have Heart fucking rocks! (It doesn’t matter that they are straight edge and I am listening to them while I’m drunk.)
In South Park episode 605 “Fun With Veal”, Stan and the boys (without Kenney, Butters instead) kidnap a bunch of baby calves from a local farm once they find out how they are treated, tortured and turned into veal. During the fight Cartman feeds one of the baby calves beef jerky. Hippies join the boys side. And after long negotiation the boys get caught. Stan
turns semi-vegetarian and decides not to eat meat. By the end of the episode Stan gets what the doctors call, “Vaginitis” where a bunch of small vagina’s begin to grow on him. Moral of the story? – If you become a vegetarian or vegan you can turn into a vagina.
Because that looks like it tastes soooo goood! Yum!
That’s fucking gross! How old are they again?
Yes I do. I really do.
Apple lies to its customers in Japan. And the Japanese don’t care.
I love porn. You should too.
MTV blows. If you watch MTV and you truly like it. Kill yourself. Seriously the world would be better off. Kill yourself.
Being married sucks sometimes. But you can have sex whenever you want it.
Having a kid was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. Doesn’t mean you should have one. Think about it.
Training for a marathon is really hard. If you are fat…
Subway is not a real diet plan. Jared is a dumbass and a fraud. But if you are stupid enough… I guess that is why Subway makes so much money because of stupid people like you.
redtube.com and pornhub.com = great porn sites.
My wife annoys me… Like right this moment. I love you too honey. Fuck.
A women sold her house to have Korean scientists clone her “life saving” dog. She now as five puppies. She is also wanted in Great Britain for molestation. I hope her new puppies are safe.
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