So I have been crazy busy lately. I totaled my car right before I went to D.C. which sucks. D.C. was fun, I ran in the Army 10-Miler race. I ran my PR, but I did not run what I wanted too. After the race was basically party time, but no one wanted to go out. I guess everybody was jet lagged from the plan ride. Sounded like to me they had sand in their pussies. After I got back my parents came to Japan again this year, for Kyler’s first birthday. But when they got here I got sick and still am right now. Some other shit has happen too, but basically I have been dealing with a lot of bullshit. How you ask? Well for one I am in the Army, so there is a lot of bullshit associated with that. And I deal with this one fucking person senior to me who… Well, we can just say a person like him in the Army is why friendly fire happens. But more than that is wrecking my fucking car. I am so tired of the fucking Japanese police and their stupid fucking judicial system. Did you know a traffic accident that involves injury is tied in with the Japanese criminal law? Meaning, if you get into a traffic accident in Japan, and the greedy fucking Japanese construction worker who you got in an accident with claims he got injured; even though you were only going MAYBE 15k (which is like MAYBE 8mph) and his dumbass was going like MAYBE 30k (which is like MAYBE 18mph), you could get prosecuted (oh and by the way the other driver did not have his lights on). What a bunch of horse shit! You know who should be prosecuted? The fucking dumbasses who build the streets the way they are! If you have ever drove in Japan it’s like driving in a video game. Streets are crazy small, buildings come right to the corner of the street so you can’t see shit with you come to a stop sign, they put stupid fucking stop signs 
and lights at places that are just so astonishingly stupid that you actually become smarter because you possibly couldn’t feel any more stupid sitting at some of these stop lights, and the only reason these things are there is because at sometime years ago there was a car accident at that intersection, so the Japanese Government decides to put a traffic light there, instead of thinking that maybe the driver made a mistake, the way they branch streets off one another is like these streets grow on their own like branches on trees, you have pedestrians walking or on bikes in the middle of the road, little Japanese smurfs on stupid ass scooters that come flying out of nowhere at every turn, and how they decide which road has priority is… I don’t fucking know. I think what they do is have a retard close his eyes and point at a map of the city and where ever his finger lands is where that build a street or put a stop light. But okay it’s cool I deal with it. But no, when you get in car wreck the Japanese police deal with it like somebody died. They mark the ground up with chalk with the positions of where you were in the car as the wreck happened. And then ask you all kinds of stupid questions about it. Then they try to get you to admit fault. Here is an idea of what I mean:
JP = Japanese Police
ME = Me.
THE NIGHT OF THE TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
JP – So accolding to rength from the light front of the car to driver’s seat, when you stopped at the stop sign here. Eto…. Uh.. Youuuuuu. You were aploximatery here?
ME – You mean where I was being inside the car in the driver’s seat?
JP – Hai, yes you inside car in driver’s seat. W-When you stopped at stop sign y-you where here in the car, aploximatery?
ME – Sure, that looks good.
JP – Okay, so youoo pull up more, because you could not see to the light or reft. So you moved up more to see to the light and then the reft. When you moved up to see the light and then the reft you where here, aploximatery?
ME – You mean me inside the car or the front of the car?
JP – Hai.
ME – Me inside the car?
JP – Yes. Uhh you in the driver’s seat.
ME – Yeah, I guess that is about right.
JP – Okay so number three is where you saw the other car going this way, west. And you srammed on the blakes?
ME – Sure, I guess.
JP – Aploximatery?
ME – Yeah. Hai.
JP – Okay, so here is number four. You where sitting in the driver’s seat at which when you and the other car hit each other. You corrided with the other car. Here, aploximatery?
ME – Yeah, close enough.
JP – Finarry, number five is where after you corrided with the other car, your car ended?
ME – Mmm-hmm.
JP – Aploximatery?
ME – Yep.
JP – Did you take any medications or arcohor today?
ME – No, nothing today.
JP – Would you say you were in a hurry? To go to work?
ME – No. No I wouldn’t say that.
JP – So you weren’t in hurry?
ME – No.
JP – So when you came to stop sign, you moved up because you could not see. So when you moved up you rooked to the light and then the reft. Would you say you concentrate more on the light or reft?
ME – I would say I concentrated on both equally.
JP – Mmm. So you would say you paid more attention to the reft than the light?
ME – No. I looked to the right and to the left equally. Meaning, I looked at the right the same as I looked to the left. What the hell?
JP – Mr. Otto[name changed] is the other driver of the car you corride with. Ottosan cannot speak engrish and you cannot speak Japanese. Did communicate by hand gesture, after accident happen?
ME – Yeah sure.
JP – Okay. So, you have paid more attention to the light. Rook light than reft and then light one more time and then go forward.
ME – I guess. Or he could have had his lights on, then I would have seen him the first time.
JP – No. Rook light then reft then light then go.
ME – Whatever. He could have had his lights on. Asshole.
JP – Excuse me? I’m sorry I did not hear you.
ME – Nothing. I was talking to myself. Don’t worry about it, dickhead.
JP – Okay so Japanese police will contact you for to make leport.
ME – What the hell where we just doing?
JP – Okay so we will call you.
AT THE POLICE STATION
Repeat above three more times.
All this bullshit for a traffic accident? My supervisor gives me a ride to the police station and the dude tells him it will be like 2 or 3 hours. What the hell? That’s fucking stupid. It could have been worse. I mean I have been through worse. I was question by the Japanese police once for 14 fucking hours straight! Yeah the way they conduct investigations is stupid. By Japanese law you have the right not to answer any question they ask of you. But unlike in the States where you tell the police I’m not going to answer any question you ask, they will stop questioning you. In Japan, they will ask the same questions 3 or 4 times and you have to say each time you don’t wish to answer that question. Silence can be taken as disrespect. Any other disrespect you may show can and will have other charges be brought upon you. Also the Japanese koban(police) can hold you for 23 days with telling you why or without booking you. I hate the Japanese koban. The way I look it is the koban here don’t have guns and nothing else to do, but bullshit-ass paper work on bullshit-ass traffic accidents. What a bunch of fucking tools!
I didn’t have a chance to take video and pictures of the H2O, Strike Anywhere, Black Listed show, because I was in D.C. But it’s okay the D.C. trip is fun and a good break from Japan. This is just the third year in a row I missed Strike Anywhere coming to Japan. That bums me out. Black Listed really sucks in my opinion. So I’m not really upset. I need to update my band list section.
How did I do in the race in D.C. you ask? Well I told you I ran my PR which was 63:24. But I won’t be happy until I get under 60:00 for ten miles. Which I think I can do and I predict if I get chance to do it again next year I will run close to 60 or under. Two years ago the first time I ran in it I ran a 63:50. The year after that, last year, I was in the best shape and more condition that year out of the three. But it was 90 degrees during the race and I took some bullshit energy drink before the race (I knew I shouldn’t have been doing that, but I did it anyways). So I ran 66:00. I was working on my speed and prepping for my first full marathon. But then I had to get fucking sick. I can’t run hard when I get sick. So now for my first full marathon I am going just to run it like any other long run day. I might start off at the pace I want. But if I feel I don’t have it, which is very likely after 12 miles, I will slow it down. The Tokyo Marathon is the marathon I am going to kill. I will run under 3 hours for the Tokyo Marathon. Just in case you didn’t know, a marathon is 26.2 miles.
I took these pictures of car he pulled up next too in traffic in D.C. WTF? I think the birds were really mad at this car for some reason. I mean seriously how do you get THAT MUCH bird shit on your car?
The Niners fired Mike Nolan. Good he fucking sucked it up anyways. Fuck you ESPN talking shit about firing coaches in the middle of the season. Mike Nolan had that shit coming to him. And oh yeah, J.T. O’Sullivan fucking sucks!!! He makes like at least 2 turnovers a game.
Black Listed really sucks, I mean I have them on my iPod and every time one of their songs comes up I cringe to the sound of their music. Luckily I pushed forward and Killing The Dream was on next. Video games rock, but I don’t have the time to play ’em as much as I want. I’m finishing Metal Gear Solid 4. Next after that is Silent Hill: Home Coming. That game should scare the shit out of me. If not I am going to get my 60 bucks back somehow.
Alright, so I saved the best for last, pictures of my son:
He’s so fucking punk rock.
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